My sister keeps sending me snapchat of her cheese balls….
the only point of a middle name is to let you know when you’re in deep shit
do u ever get really happy when someone says that you’re funny like WOW someone actually thinks i’m funny
Me: Mom there’s this concert-
If I can’t trust then why am I giving my heart In exchange for him to love me? ‘Cause there ain’t much difference in a one night stand than one that ain’t for me Is it too much? ‘Cause you hate that you love everything that he do and you can’t deny you wanna, so what, My heart’ll light a fire in this bitch and blow it.
excellent now I can watch a cat slow die while I enjoy a warm beverage
"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead
GOOD BYE SORRY I CAN’T TALK TO RUDE PEOPLE
goodbye is one word babe
why do people still say “frickle frackle”. you can say the word sex, no one’s gonna take away your juice box and send you to timeout
heck you fricker
thats it, no more fruit punch for meta18
what the fuck